OT everyday!! everyone is leaving!!

wah after my MC day.... den XQ go back to tw.... leaving one Xena warrior to fight the frontend for production lor.... then got all sorts of bombs keep on coming..... and Xena warrior nearly die....... everyday Xena warrior gotta sharpen her weapons and let pple QC the weapons...

then today Xena warrior made 4 new weapons and after the long tiring day.... she can finally go back to the campsite to rest...... then got one arrow!! *shoooo* and AH!! on the arrow , attached a note : " May day! May day! need Xena now!" OH mAN...... i need to recharge lor..... and tot I am dying...... then another arrow flew in...... "May Day called off!" phew........

anyway that is not the end for Xena..... tmr she still has to fight the warfront again!! got BIG EnEMy coming!! oh gosh......

3 Xena's pals are leaving her today..... so so sad...... no more playing liao.... all the joy and laughter.... boo hooo hooo....... no secretary and the lovely receptionists..... sigh~~

stupid XQ~

wah today no more XQ... shld be very happy one.... then he passed me all his jobs..... got one stupid shuttle job.... so many devices and so many layers..... see till blur blur.....

anyway yesterday's nice nice XQ is gone..... today after one of the prog has run finished, i haf to send the data to mask house... and the data is run by him,.... so the file list is sent to his mailbox instead.... and his computer is locked..... so i called him to ask for his password.... but he refused.... and told me to go to the system to retrieve the file list and send to my own mailbox..... but the system cock up.... only show data that was sent a yr ago!!! and i told XQ and he said "it is impossible"

with all these cock up system, i haf no doubt that it is possible lor.... sickening guy..... then i haf to ring another colleague in tw who is in charge of the system to get the file list sent to me..... sianz lor.... dilly dally this stupid thing takes one hour lor!!!! and make me go home late!

sigh.... and this friday is the last day for my recep friends and our lovely secretary.... so sad!!!! boo hoo hoo

A Shuai ge A day Keeps the Worries Away~

wah today i brought my cactus to office.... ehehhehee... so everything went smoothly.... XQ was very ke qi to me wor.... coz he is going to be a daddy tonight!! wahahhaha.... so he has to rush back to tw...... then i think he dun dare to annoy me liao.... today is a good day.....

somemore i saw ang mo shuai ge in our office!! woo hoo..... he is one of the vendors lar.... but he looks so shuai lor... hahaha... just for byoing purpose.... anyway they shld hire more ang mo lor... to beautify the place.... twnese are just so CMI lor.... sian sian.....

today XQ still tell my other colleague not to throw his rubbish into my bin coz got inspectors who will come n check!! he really liang xin fa xian leh!!! i shld really go n buy 4D, toto, bet on soccer!! sure win one lor....

oh i love my lovely cactus!!!!

A Doctor a Day Keeps the Office Away~

today i went to see my handsome GP regarding my fall on sat.... it sort of affected my neck movement.... so my doc give me a jab.... and then my left arm formed a big big muscle!! omg..... so scary..... luckily it subsided towards the end of the day...... and then i got MC for today!! yeah yeah..... and the consultation is FREE!! all paid by my company..... wahahahhahaha

and guess what?! i m haunted by xiao qiang lor!!!! even in the clinic!!! i saw a big xiao qiang come in lor.... and it climbed up the reception counter and frightened the pharmacists!!! really must go n get some voodoo dolls liao...... this is so scary...... even got xiao qiang spy spy!!! gosh....... must go temple n pray pray man..... get some amulets to protect myself.......wahahahaa

anyway it is a good start of the week to seee a handsome doctor!!! and not those cannot-make-it colleagues..... haha no monday blues for me this week!! think i shld see a doctor more often.... wahhahahaha...... it just brightens my day!! though i dun like medicine..... or rather i hate medicine!! yuck yucks.....

haha and today i get to do some shopping!! haha bought a book from borders.... hehehehe.... woo hoo......

lalalallalaa...... a MOndAy that is not BlUe!!

faulty door~

"liangrong!! liangrong!!" faint voices were heard coming from downstairs.... alamak! early in the morning... who is calling me???? well... it's my mum...... then i crawl out of my bed..... and crawl down the stairs..... den i saw my mum at the other side of the kitchen door.... so i go n attempt to open it........

turn turn...... door did not budge..... then i turn harder..... still cannot open.... haha then my mum has to walk to the front door from outside..... accessing to the kitchen is so mafan now.... sianz.....

anyway after that i went to punggol park to blade together with my fren... hehe.... it was quite fun except for those nasty stripes and a big big slope which caused me to fall.... so pain..... i wana reduce my speed of going downhill.... very scary leh..... den i fall lor... sigh....

anyway after 2 rounds i became very tired.... coz nv eat breakfast...den no energy... wahahahah..... so me n my fren go n haf prata.... and after that went to the florist to choose cactus!!! to plant in my office.... hehehehe.... 5 for $12..... i got 3 and my fren took 2.... heheheeh....... the florist still help me transfer my cactus to a bigger pot.... den i can put in my office to ke4 xiao3 ren2. yeah yea!!! love those cactus man!!

then in the aftn, went to watch OVER THE HEDGE!! woooo.... sooo cute!!! think i still prefer CARS though... hehehehe.... then after that i m suppose to meet another group.... and one of my fren's hp low batt.....so i tried calling gh.... and gh din pick up.... and i called again.... and got transfer to voicemail.... then i think die liao.... both of their phone low batt and i duno how to contact them liao..... and i called HQ to ask for BM's no.... but he dun haf.... die liao lor.... i really haf to rely on my fate liao.....

luckily gh called me in the end... ahahhaha... her hp was not low batt.... and i get to meet them!! then we shop shop and went to haf din din at roma delhi's! yup yup.... end of the day~~

tmr continue to go dating with them.... wahahhaha

'U'ncivilised 'M'ainland 'C'hinese

if u ever wonder wat does UMC stands for... well it simply means Uncivlised Mainland Chinese!!

okay i m just full of anger today.... super duper bua song with that shit in my dept..... wel it is accumulative..... it has just reached full pail of shit today!! waiting for those olden days shit collector to collect the shit away....

anyway just let me tell u how irritating a piece of shit can be......
1: never appreciate ur kindness by providing sweets on the desk
2: super thick skin and ask u "hey why u nv replenish the sweets?" when he finished all of them
3: ask a lady to press the floor level in the lift when he got in first
4: offer to carry the lighter things instead of the heavier ones
5: a coward - dun dare to try exotic food (or rather local food)
6: always ask a girl to help him carry things
7: keep on thinking tw stuff are good when it sux
8: when someone ask him to carry something, he took it and pass to me!!!
9: shot-gun marriage
10: cannot understand english and still dare to shout at me *next time i will put both languages*
11: when i learn some new things and not familiar with it, he says "why u always forget?"
12: cannot pronounce english or chinese properly
13: cannot read simplified chinese (only knows traditional chinese) - i can read both lor!!
14: poor articulation skills
15: poor communication skills (half the time i haf to use my smart genes to guess what he wana tell me)
16: vacuum cleaner - just sweeps all the food into his mouth
17: burps without excusing himself
18: address someone as "oei/hey" (pple has a name one lor.... com'on)
19: claims to study research in US for 2yrs with powderful english
20: eats like a pig *puke*

well.... can somebody just clear that pile of shit away?

why do i haf to work with this kinda person?? why why??? omg.... i shall never work for a all cheena company again....

how i miss FESTO..... they treat me as someone who is there to learn.... and willing to teach to let me understand....

this place..... full of snotty pple.... *if u haf the capability to be snotty, so be it....*
i hope there is an ang mo who come and ask them tons of questions till they cannot answer till they cry!! *waiting for that day to come man*

just not in gd mood today.... MAN = stupid = SHIT

Maenner sind Scheisser!

stupidest uncle! - 2hrs to get from umc to amk

today i m suppose to go and watch Benchwarmers with my cousins n BB..... and luckily today no nid to OT leh... so happy... den i pack my stuff n go n take the company bus to amk...since it took ard 20min last time.... so i can reach city hall at 7pm and get there in time for the 730pm movie.

while i was on the bus, i was listening to my mp3.... then i saw the guy in front mumbled something to the bus driver.... resulting the bus driver to detour and take old tampines road instead of TPE!!! i tot the guy took the wrong bus and wants to bus driver to turn to the other side of TPE (to changi).... in the end, i realised NO... he told the bus driver that TPE got jam! so take the other route faster.... the bus driver was hesitant... but detoured anyway.... at the traffice junction, we saw lotsa cars turning into the expressway lor.... but the bus is still stuck at the traffic light coz there is a jam in front!! half hour later...... we are only 500m away from umc.... think that is about a 10min walk?? *faintz*

and we jam for another 15min or so to get to old tampines road.....after getting out of tampines road.... the bus uncle wanted to turn to hougang ave 7 to get to amk..... why cant he use hougang ave 3????? he is the stupidest man ever in the whole wide world......he waited for a long queue to turn into the small lane of hougang ave 7 lor..... duh leh...... if he use hougang ave 3, he can get to amk earlier lor.....

he say "i m very familiar with this place one...." so he turn to sengkang then to punggol ( so he got a REAL BIG BIG CIRCLE just to get to sengkang which he can get there in 10min thru TPE.... plus jam mayb half hour..... but how long did he use? 1.5hour lor!!!!!!!!!! eat shit ba!!!!!!!!

then he chose YCK to AMK.... FINE!! at long last, i reach amk at 8.16pm....exactly 2hours from the time i board the bus...... fancy him trusting the guy that TPE is jammed..... the normal bus 53 duno how many buses has reached my place liao lor.... AS*****LE leh..... i feel like i m trapped in a situation i cant get out of..... so sianzz..... really feel like jumping out of the bus.....

anyway luckily BB and my cousins can still get into the cinema to watch the movie lor.... else i will feel so bad to make them go all the way there.....

I SHALL NEVER TAKE COMPANY BUS TO AMK EVER!!!!!!!!

STUPID UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!! always wana turn into small road......... and queue long long!!!! baka!!!!!