first presentation

today is the day for my New Employee Presentation ... presentation at 10am den i go to meeting room to prepare at 9am lor... and the stupid laptop dun wana cooperate with me... den i cannot open my folder.... in the end, when i finally got all the things done... it is 9:57am... wahahhahaa..... it is a conference call presentation lor... pple from 2 diff branches of tw attended... and come n shoot me UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT INSIDE OUT.... hahaha.. as it is not a video conference, my colleagues in sg are giving me passes for the ans... wahahhha.....damn funny lar...

my sup's bday falls on today too... and his wife actually baked a strawberry cake with red bean! damn cool lor... so capable.... and my colleague wants to give my sup a surprise... so we had this secret plan and all of us just look busy with our own work... den my colleague go n get the cake from his wife and secretly go to an empty meeting room to set up... hee hee.... after getting all the colleagues, we phone our sup to come for a meeting!! wahahaha.....

my sup came... and he peeped into the meeting room lor! hahahah.... we had fun celebrating his bday.... singing bday song and cutting cake... take photos... blah blah blah.... and time just passes..... den end of the day... yeah!!

countdown to wkend!!

Everything kok up except one thing ~

today is my driving retest ah..... then initially i planned to wear my normal practise shoes for the test!! and guess wat?? the outcome of my shoes become like this........there are holes in my shoes.... I am such a GOOD DRIVER ah.... this is the first kok up thing....
when i was on my warming up session.... all the things practically kok up.... my directional change screwed, my vertical parking screwed, i strike curb, turn too early, blah blah blah..... this is not my day... DIE.....

then i stop practising... went to toilet and then go to the room and wait for my death row to be called.... and u know which route i got? ROUTE 6!! the horrible route that does U-turn after the expressway.... *faints* GONE liao.....

after the allocation, i waited for the tester to call for my name.... and when we reached the car... it started to RAIN!! sianzz..... wat's more to come....

my first obstacle is....parallel parking! first stop lor... so i gan cheong then nv position my car properly....so i ask for a second try.... den i moved to the lot further in front.... and i try again..... this time my car nearly kiss the pole lor!!! *cold sweat* i keep on shifting the car to prevent it from hitting..... then the tester said "u have 5min to finish this task and u have used up 3mins already!" oh dear.... then duno what got on to me.... and vroom vroom the car is nicely parked!! PHEW

then go out of the lot.... and go U-turn to go up the slope.... then when i go out of the lot....*pong pong* POLE DROPPING sound.... DIE.... *heart sank* when i go up the slope that time, i peeped.... and PHEW it is not my pole!! xia si wo le!!!

i go up from the left side of the slope lor... then when i go down, he said turn right! lagi best.... i check for car behind and the squeeze over to the right side.... den got so many cars blocking my view that i cant see properly... sianz.... then i did directional change.... still ok.... then go for vertical parking.... after vertical parking... den he ask me to turn right and go into the S-course that is only 5m away.... super hard to turn lor... sibei stress!!

then i move on to the dreadful crank course number 26.... the car in front of me strike curb! bad omen.... i move super slowly inside.... so scared that i strike curb too.... but phew i manage to get out safely.... then out t o the main road... and he lead me anyhow turn then come back liao... super fast.... i was like..... finish liao lar.....

go up to the feedback room and he took out the test script....and he comment abit here n there.... then he said "i let u pass" *fireworks* woo hooo.... i see an angel in front of me! so happy siah!! den i happily go n see the video.... heehee.....

this is my appointment card for my driving sessions.... shld be more than that lar... just that my instructor nv write... hee ehee....

and finally my test script!!

and i PASSED!!! woohooo.... yeah yeah yeah.....

even the taxi uncle (i took cab back to work) congratulate me and told me to drive safely like him and not like the benz that cut into his lane suddenly! wahaahha....

i see SUNSHINE after RAIN!!

celebration @ gelare - round 3

yeah! today is my actual birthday... hehehehe.... and i had a nice dinner at Original Sins at chip bee gardens.... hahahah.... chip = BB, bee = bm, and garden = gh (hua)... wahahhahahaha..... after the din din, we went to Gelare for dessert and *ta daaaa* comes my third bday cake! - brownie look at the pic! it's baby eeyore's first bday!! wahahahhaha..... my cake is the waffle... hehehehe
yeah these are my presents from them.... hehehehe.... lovely baby eeyore and a white bag~~ yeah yeah!!

celebration @ spageddies

haha...we went to play bowling at marina square... because of the rain... aiyo play till hand aching siah....



wah i am being fed!! i just feel like a baby!! hahah and this is my second cake!! - tiramisu







then this is the group of buddies whom i came out with... hee heee.... the strongest few who always turn up for the outings... ehehhehe.... must make an award!!!

celebration @ pitstop~~ friday

yeah this is the game we played.... it is Germany's game of the year 2003 - Alambra! hee hee... i like it!!
then my frens surprised me with a hazelnut cake from prima deli.... with dried "lian ou" as decoration on the cake!! hmmm... so interesting.... i ate those "lian ou" though... hahahaha....
i like the concept of pitstop... coz they offered to take our group photo and paste it in their shop for remembrance...and we can draw on the walls and the photos... hahaha... so fun..... i just like to draw draw draw... wahahhahaha......
yeah! this is me with the bday sign! hahahaha.... and i got a free scoop of ice cream too!! total i ate 4 scoops of ice cream on that day......getting fat fat liao.... cake plus ice cream....

vocabulary of the male species

here are some common terms used by singaporean male species... IT is kinda species with low EQ... though IT may haf some brains like obtaining a FIRST CLASS Honours degree...

situation 1: when IT is not happy over something u did , and IT could not find another powerful word to outspeak you................ IT will say "U SUX"
sux is the shorten term of sucks.... commonly used sexually~ if u get wat i mean.... if u dun, ask IT to explain to u....

situation 2: (similar to situation 1) IT will be angry when something IT wants to know is not answered {IT will not care wat reason u haf}.... if IT has something IT cannot tell u, IT just cannot tell u....but u cannot hide anything from IT..... when u try not to let IT know what IT wants to know....
IT says "(u are) KENA SAI"
kena sai is a hokkien term which means like shit...

situation 3: when IT is happy/excited/lost for words/unhappy/bua song....... guess what IT says????
"WAH KAUZ" / "WAH LAUZ"

kinda stupid rite? but it is true.... go try it on those beng type of male species... once a beng, always a beng! even if IT got a FIRST CLASS HONOURS degree in ENGINEERING.... got IQ doesn't mean got EQ....

is this ur 1st time blading?

wah today i went ECP blading !! i was blading along the bedok jetty that side.... the road super smooth... very nice to blade... then out of nowhere got one ang mo little boy come in front of me and asked "is this ur first time blading?"
me: " nope"
boy: : "well u look like a beginner to me"
me : *wat the..... * u did not phrase ur qn properly lor... it is not the FIRST time... but i m a Beginner!!
think the whole world so smart like u meh.... know how to blade properly after first try ah.... come n yaya in front of me.....

my fren was telling me... u shld tell him "an zua? bua sai ah?"

duno wat's his intention... really dun understand... there got alot of beginners also lor.... why come n kajiao me.... i m big jie jie liao... not his type!! wahhahahahahah..... he still come n do a "shuai3 wei3" kinda turn in front of me when he move away.... super ZHUAI.... chi da pian ba!!! dun let me see u fall down!! i will clean ur wound with sea water!

tired tired~

today went blading at botanical gardens!! wahhahaa.... tot there got no humps so easier to blade... somemore got nice scenary.... but then, there got lotsa slopes ah... i nearly die trying to blade up the slope.... but i succeeded.... wahahhaa.... still, i cannot really blade properly lar... i m still scared of speed and falling down....

after that i went to meet sijie to go shopping!! and i actually spend $160 at bysi.... hahaha.... horrible me...... then after that we went to mind cafe to meet ah pong n ber..... hehehe.... so happy to play boardgames!! and also haf dinner....

the place is super crowded... luckily we still manage to get a table.. we played 2 games and i m super tired after that.... trying to shout thru the loud noise in the cafe... and killing my brain cells playing the games.... brain dead man!!